I want ! I want!

I want three toilets and a dining room. I don't care that there is only two of us and we normally have our dinner on our laps whilst watching telly.
To vent my property jealousy I waited till Steve went out* and rearranged the living room. Then I went upstairs to have a bath (in the only bathroom this house has!)and noticed Tommy had thrown up grass on his bed. Tommy has a double bed in the back room. He has a pillow and 2 duvets. I stripped the bed and put it on a very hot wash. I might not have a dining room but then not many dogs have their own bedroom.

*Steve hates it when I rearrange furniture. It really gets on his nerves. He is fed up today because Lewis Hamilton had to retire in today's race.